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Burton Speaks

Irony: i·ro·ny n The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.

I'm Burton from Portland, Oregon, United States. I'm 33 and live in the Portland Metro Area. I work hard. I drive fast. I play often. I'm sarcastic, appreciate irony, and find humor in even the darkest of events. I'm non-traditional. I question authority. I'm a know-it-all and a planner. And most days, I wake up thinking the world is full of fundamentally good people... and have a lot of problems when I'm proven wrong. Any other questions?

Candy from babies

Monday, February 04, 2008

A friend sent me one of the most awesome surveys I've ever seen:

25

Only 25? That depresses me. I'm okay if they hit me first, but at some point they are just kids, right?

4 Comments:

Jake said...: I could only take 18, apparently.; 11:50 PM, February 06, 2008
JonTheDoc said...: I scored a 19. I blame my morality and resistance to "fighting dirty," which I know is not something you suffer from.; 4:47 AM, February 09, 2008
Laura said...: haha i could take 29!; 9:46 AM, February 09, 2008
Burton said...: I figure I could clear out a nicely sized kindergarten class. Fun times!; 6:10 PM, February 11, 2008

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Candy from babies

Monday, February 04, 2008

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