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Burton 2.0

Sunday, October 01, 2006
It's been one of my goals over the past several years to get to know myself. To understand myself better and figure myself out. I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, and from now on, I want to be known as "Burton 2.0" (or just "B 2.0").

You see, prior to last month everyone who ever met me was dealing with Burton 1.0 (or just "Burton".) But now you're dealing with the new Burton, the Burton 2.0. You see, Burton 1.0 was a terrible student with wretched study habits, poor time management, and played too many video games. Burton 2.0 is going to be a better student, study often (and hard), work to manage his time better, and isn't going to play video games. Burton 2.0 is going to be a substantially different person in nature... and hopefully better in character, too.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT no more vide games... ever? Give me Burton 1.5!!!

9:23 AM, October 05, 2006  
Blogger The Infinite Jester said...

Good luck with that, man. I've got high hopes.

Doc v7.2

11:00 AM, October 05, 2006  
Blogger Burton said...

Perhaps I should elaborate:

Burton 2.0 might play games, but at my choice. Burton 2.0 chooses his destiny and, all in all, tries to make better decisions.

Not to fear, though, my friends. The "fun" factor isn't gone... just the bad parts of me. :)

11:38 PM, October 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bad parts?

12:19 PM, October 06, 2006  

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