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Burton Speaks

Irony: i·ro·ny n The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.

I'm Burton from Portland, Oregon, United States. I'm 33 and live in the Portland Metro Area. I work hard. I drive fast. I play often. I'm sarcastic, appreciate irony, and find humor in even the darkest of events. I'm non-traditional. I question authority. I'm a know-it-all and a planner. And most days, I wake up thinking the world is full of fundamentally good people... and have a lot of problems when I'm proven wrong. Any other questions?

A joke

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

I heard this one way back in college (the first time.)

René Descartes is sitting in a coffee shop one day, philosophizing. The barista leans over the counter and asks him if he'd like anything to drink. René answers, "Oh, I think not."

And *poof*, he vanishes.

God, I love that joke. I laughed so loudly the first time I heard that, yet it never seems to go over very well in parties. Hmm....

Burton Speaks

A joke

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

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