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Burton Speaks

Irony: i·ro·ny n The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.

I'm Burton from Salem, Oregon, United States. I'm 30 and grew up in the Portland Metro Area. However, I currently live in Salem having just finished my MBA at Willamette University. I'm not a conservative. I am cynical. I'm a Presbyterian. I drive fast. I'm sarcastic. I appreciate irony. I'm find humor in even the darkest of events. I'm non-traditional. I question authority. I'm a know-it-all. I'm a planner. Any other questions?

Provocative thought for the morning...

Thursday, March 02, 2006

"Donuts need to be good for you." - Me

My version of the universe has donuts as health food. Not that I want to change the fundamental nature of the donut, mind you... I like most of them how they are. I simply want the end result of consuming a fine donut to be changed from junk food to health food.

Is that so much to ask?