I'm Burton
from Portland, Oregon, United States.
I'm 33 and live in the Portland Metro Area.
I work hard.
I drive fast.
I play often.
I'm sarcastic, appreciate irony, and find humor in even the darkest of events.
I'm non-traditional.
I question authority.
I'm a know-it-all and a planner.
And most days, I wake up thinking the world is full of fundamentally good people... and have a lot of problems when I'm proven wrong.
Any other questions?
I'm sure this isn't funny if it happens to you but is sure IS funny if you read about it on the news. I hate it when I'm driving along and my gas tank falls off.
1 Comments:
i was at the gas station the other day and someone drove off with the hose still in the tank. It was hiliarious.
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