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Burton Speaks

Irony: i·ro·ny n The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.

I'm Burton from Portland, Oregon, United States. I'm 33 and live in the Portland Metro Area. I work hard. I drive fast. I play often. I'm sarcastic, appreciate irony, and find humor in even the darkest of events. I'm non-traditional. I question authority. I'm a know-it-all and a planner. And most days, I wake up thinking the world is full of fundamentally good people... and have a lot of problems when I'm proven wrong. Any other questions?

Want to buy a house?

Monday, January 29, 2007

So I know this guy, you know? And he's selling this house. It's a nice house in Oregon City that's got three bedrooms, 1.1 bathrooms, and it's beautiful on the inside. He did a lot of work to it when he bought it and it shows.

Check it out.

5 Comments:

Jake said...: What exactly is "1.1" bathrooms? A full bath plus a toilet in the living room? ;-); 4:49 PM, January 29, 2007
Burton said...: In this case it's a combination bathroom/laundry room. And if it were in the living room, I'm sure they'd at least put a curtain around it.; 5:23 PM, January 29, 2007
Mal said...: curtain?!?! No Curtain..it gets in the way of the TV.

silly silly person; 3:54 PM, January 30, 2007
Laura said...: i would totally buy that house.; 10:19 PM, January 30, 2007
Alex said...: Laura.. I'll totally sell it to you! :); 12:37 PM, February 01, 2007

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Monday, January 29, 2007

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